Relax, these instructions are not intended to teach you how to rub yourself with a bar of soap. These are just some helpful hints to keep your soap in good condition and get it to last.
1 - Use a loofah, it helps remove dead skin, improves blood circulation and is a natural product. It helps you to conserve on soap too.
2 - Use a wooden soap dish to ensure any excess water drains off and allows your soap to dry naturally.
3 - Keep your soap in a dry location when not in use. The longer a soap is allowed to dry the harder it gets, the harder a soap the longer it lasts.
4 - Don't share your soap - no reason other than it's too damn good to share